Name: Joe Piscina
AKA: Joetuso, Thigh High, Casino
Fave quote: “You have a choice, a choice I never had”
DOB: 20/02/81
Position: Right Back/Centre Midfield
Fave team: Bristol Rovers
Date joined: Jun 2005
Goals scored: 9
Previous team/s: Clevedon Town Youth, Clevedon Sports, Clevedon Athletic
Thigh High is enjoying his second stint as team manager since founding the Club in 2005, a main stay in the squad over the last season his versatility and pace has seen him play all over the park. Away from football he can be regularly seen working the guns in the gym, spouting Rocky quotes and spending time with his adopted family.

Name: Danny Owen
AKA: Spaniel, Spanners, DaNail
Fave quote: “I love scotch. scotchy scotch scotch, here it goes down, down into my belly...”
DOB: 24/02/84
Position: Goalkeeper
Fave team: Reading
Date joined: Aug 2005
Goals scored: 0
Previous Team: East Worle

Spaniel joined the Dons in 2005 taking a hefty pay cut and moving from Division one champions East Worle. Originally a right back a talent was found deputising in goal and the rest, as they say is history! Part of the famous Bridge Quartet his hobbies include collecting shtats, getting shtats and compiling a who’s who of Weston girls phone numbers.

Name: Mike Piscina
AKA: Pig, the German
DOB: 29.7.83
Fave quote: “The field mouse is fast but the owl sees at night”
Position: Striker
Fave Team: Aston Villa/ Italy
Date Joined: Jun 2005
Goals scored: 96
Previous team/s: Clevedon Athletic, Clevedon Utd,
One of the Piscina brothers and jointly responsible for the foundation of the Dons, Pigs Early career saw him hit goals across a number of leagues finally taking him to the Dons in 2005. The clubs record goal scorer with a whopping 96 goals under his belt. Hobbies include believing his own Hype, eating, and pretending he’s good at Pro Evo.

Name: Craig Leakey
AKA: Wetback/Flatpack/Flap jack/Wetcrack/Nutsack
Fave quote: “When in Rome”
DOB: 16/04/81
Position: Defender (Full back)
Fave team: Bristol City
Date joined (as near as): The start
Goals scored for Dons: 2 (own gaols!)
Previous team/s: Clevedon Athletic/ Clevedon Town Reserves
A defending genius very much in the mould of Paul Parker, good heart and engine to match. Club record scorer (for own goals!) and owner of the best hillbilly hair cut. Close Mexican ties earned him the ‘Wetback’ moniker. A keen Shtater, this season has seen him settle down and enjoy his lifelong passion of good eat and relentless bedroom chats.

Name: Andy Chivers
AKA: Chivs/chivros or Skip
Fave quote: You whine like a mule.... You are still alive!
DOB: 14/06/1983
Position: Center back and captain.
Fave team: Bristol Rovers
Date joined: Sept 2005
Goals scored: 1
Previous team/s: Milton Nomads, Congresbury colts, Milton Crusaders, Hutton FC, Worle FC.
Inspirational captain, little more than a mediocre right winger for the duration of his playing career until joining the Dons on a free from Worle FC in 2005. Made the switch to Centre back and had a torrid first game scoring an own goal and conceding a penalty. Faith has been repaid though and has stepped up to lead the Dons this season. Hobbies include kissing girls on the face and pruning the beard of Noel Edmonds.

Name: Rich Skinner
AKA: Skinmun, Skinface, Skindog
Fave quote: “Lisa, Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand”
DOB: 01/06/1982
Position: Left Midfield
Fave team: Tottenham Hotspurs
Date joined: Mar 2006
Goals scored: 1
Previous teams: Milton Nomads, Hutton FC, Worle FC

Skindog followed former team mate Chiv to the Dons from Worle and before that Hutton and made his debut in 2006, a good outfield player he deputised in goal for half of the 06/07 season. Chief match writer and part of the revered Bridge Quartet Skindog lists his hobbies as chasing girlies, driving too fast and eating well on Sundays.

Name: Rich Jeffery
AKA: Eggar, Egg, Egg Bassett, Frank
Fave quote: “I’ll break your f*cking back”
DOB: 3/8/81
Position: Centre Back, although DMC these days
Fave team: Southampton/Dons
Date joined: Jun 2005
Goals scored: 4
Previous team/s: Clevedon Sports

From the very outset there was one man, one dream, one vision and it was Eggs. First team manager in 2005 he stepped down at the end of the season to pursue his promising playing career. Is an animal on nights out, leader of the pack when it comes to all things debauch. If there’s a man naked at a party it’s probably Egg. Hobbies include arresting bad people, being a bad person and exposing himself.

Name: Chris Hillier
AKA: Boris, Hillibum
Fave quote: "If you dont chew big red then f*ck you"
DOB: 03/12/80
Position: Forward/Midfield
Fave team: The Hurricanes
Date joined: Jun 2005
Goals scored: 7
Previous team/s: Clevedon Sports, Clevedon Athletic

A regular in the Dons starting line over the past 3 years Hilllibum has blossomed this season into a quality outfield player and is finding the net. As with other Dons his career path followed the Athletic, Sports, Dons route. The third member of the Bridge Quartet he lists his passions as motorbikes, Foofighters, Tattoo’s and a desire to end someone like Tony Jaa.

Name: Steve Burnell
AKA: Burnie, Stivmun, BurNAIL
Fave quote: “All I have in this world are my words and my balls, and I don’t break ‘em for nobody!”
DOB: 28/01/1983
Position: Right Wing
Fave team: Newcastle
Date joined: Sept 2005
Goals scored: 0
Previous team/s: None

A relative novice in the football game, Burnails progress has been swift and impressive; with a quick turn of pace he is improving with every session and is knocking on the first team door. A keen Ornithologist Stiv likes a lady or two, thinks Pro Evo is the modern day bible and is the only man you want as your best man, as the speech and stag do proved!

Name: Mike Fursdon
AKA: Fuzzy, Fuzzer
Fave quote: "60% of the time it works every time"
DOB: 25/06/1981
Position: Midfield
Fave team: Man Utd (and Dons of course)
Date joined: season of 2005/2006
Goals scored: 15
Previous team/s: none

A mainstay in the Dons team, when he delivers its quality but it’s in patches, one of the growing Weston contingency in the Dons after moving from Axbridge this year, pops up with his fair share of goals and assists. Popular with the ladies Fuzz is a shtat master general and lists his hobbies as breaking hearts, being balls deep in cider and looking good.

Name: Paul Sell
AKA: Selly
Fave quote: “The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is vital.”
DOB: 19/09/1983
Position: Centre Midfield
Fave team: Tottenham Hotspur
Date joined: Season of 2007/08
Goals scored: 3
Previous team/s: none

A summer signing this year Selly has formed an important duo with Phippen in the centre of midfield, blessed with height and a deft touch Selly has been a welcome addition to the Dons line up. With no previous Footballing teams behind him he is one of only a few at the club to list the Dons as his only team. A keen Cricketer his summer evenings are spent doing nothing in a field.

Name - Alex Pillinger
AKA: Al, Pill
Fave quote – “MOM! THE MEATLOAF!!! FUCK!!!!! “
DOB - 30/10/1984
Position - striker
Fave team - Newcastle
Date joined - the beginning!
Goals scored - fuck no's! Too many, I’m the shit!
Previous teams – Real Madrid

The darling of the Dons with a deft touch, eye for goal and crafty fox like cunning he’s gone before you know it! Second in the goal stakes behind the prolific Pig Al boasts a creative side to his game lacking from others. At only 5ft tall Al states his hobbies as stretching for things, looking tired and rocking out with his band in his spare time.

Name: Kevin Palliser
AKA: Big Angry Kev, The Arab, Shoe Bomber
Fave quote: F**k of you F**king C**t
DOB: 19/09/80
Position: Defence
Fave team: Man Utd
Date joined: Jun 2005
Goals scored for Dons: 10
Previous team/s: Clevedon Town, Kenn Valley, Clevedon Sports, Selkirk, Clevedon Dons

A stalwart defender famed for his rants both on and off the field particularly at anything to do with refs and all things English the dedicated Scotsman has been basked in underachievement for years, with the Scots on the brink of qualifying for Euro 2008 he’s finally got something to shout about. A fan of food Kev can regularly been found eyebrow deep in a 3 day old “radiator” infused Kebab.

Name: Richard Crocker
AKA: C-Rocker, Crock/Crocks
Fave quote: Have you seen my wife she said she would call?
DOB: 10/07/81
Position: Defender
Fave team: Bristol City FC
Date joined: June 2005
Goals scored for Dons: 0
Previous team/s: Clevedon Sports, Clevedon town juniors B

C-Rocker is the joker of the team, a regular character and always in the thick of the banter, famed for his love of the yellow nectar that is cider he once won a crate of Thatchers! A keen musician he dabbles with the Base Guitar. A member of the Road Crew he has been a familiar face around the Dons since the beginning.

Name: Adam Turner
AKA: T, 2 Ton
Fave quote:
D.O.B: 01/10/81
Position: Defender
Fave team: Bristol City F.C
Joined: June 2005
Goals: 0 (1 own goal)
Previous team/s: None

Two Ton is the epitome of consistency with solid performances week in and week out. Can play anywhere across the back 4 and venture on into midfield, not much is known about this elusive character off the pitch as he chooses to shun the limelight that comes with being a world famous Dons player. An avid Bristol City fan he can be regularly found shouting abuse at Gas fans.